The 3 finalist are set by fan voting. Resulting from that we have created a simulated pro-wrestling style confrontation to engage fans emotionally and have additional storytelling to the most controversial and divisive Miss BoobsRealm 2025 Finals. If you are not a pro-wrestling fan, bear with me. I hope you enjoy it.
DISCLAIMER: The personalities, words, statements in the Screenplay below are made for entertainment purposes and do not represent the real life opinions of the models portrayed in this scenario.
[The camera opens inside a packed arena.]
Laurine stands in the middle of the ring, wearing a sharp business suit, microphone in hand. The crowd buzzes with anticipation.
Laurine:
I have beaten each and every one of the top busty girls BoobsRealm has put in front of me. Mysti C. Bailey Moon. The infamous Robin Grey. And a long list of others who thought they were ready.
I am your current Miss BoobsRealm Champion.
And after this Sunday, I will become the first woman in history to win Miss BoobsRealm three times in a row — three years straight — with no VPN cheating, as Tessa, no excuses.
In fact, not only without fans rallying behind me… but despite fans rallying against me.
I am the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be.
This MBR25 Final will crown me as the GOAT… and there is no one who can prevent…
🎵 “Kingdom” by Downstait hits 🎵
The crowd erupts.
[Gretta Grand appears on the stage — the “Booby Rhodes” of the Boobs Community.]
🎵
Adrenaline in my soul
Every fight out of control
Do it all to get them off their feet
Crowd is here, about to blow
Waiting for me to start the show
Out the curtain, lights go up — I’m home!
🎵
Gretta storms to the ring and gets nose-to-nose with Laurine.
Gretta Grand:
I was in the back listening to all your crap, hoping it wasn’t really you out here acting like this. But sadly, I realized it was.
The only thing missing from this ring right now… are your boobs.
Laurine’s face hardens.
Laurine:
Excuse me, little girl — what was your name again?
Gretta opens her mouth.
Laurine:
Don’t bother. I know you’re Gretta… something.
Gretta:
Unlike you, I know exactly who you are. And you’re not Laurine.
Laurine looks confused.
Gretta:
Nope. You’re not Laurine. Your real name is La Urine.
The crowd gasps.
Gretta:
Because you pissed all over the fans who supported you all these years. And not just them — you pissed all over us.
The women who grind day in and day out, busting our asses making content. I work almost every day. I talk to fans. I listen. I take requests.
While you only “worked” whenever you felt like taking a few pictures with your friend on a random weekend.
Laurine:
That’s true. I didn’t need to spend hours in front of a camera to make pennies.
I just happened to look better than all of you.
Gretta:
I am so sorry that I’m going to knock you off your pedestal in this Final.
Sadly for you, you don’t have airbags anymore to cushion the fall.
Laurine:
You’re funny. You should try comedy — after the fans move on to the next girl next year.
Gretta:
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
I will beat you this year… and I will win next year too.
Laurine:
Wake up. You’re only popular because you look like me.
You’ve got my hair. Boobs almost like mine. You’re slim like me.
Wait — it just dawned on me.
You’re a Laurine wannabe.
You’re Temu Laurine.
Gretta:
I’m the upgrade, сука!
Laurine pauses, visibly offended, taking a deep breath.
Laurine:
Accept it. I will win MBR25, and you will just have to learn to live as second best.
Gretta:
I will beat you — because you disrespected all of us.
I missed classes. Lost sleep. Skipped birthdays. Lost money — all to work on cam. I’ve worked my ass off for over two years for this moment.
And listen carefully… because this Sunday, it won’t just be Laurine versus Gretta Grand…
Gretta looks to the side.
At ringside, Sohelia Clifford is seated, casually eating popcorn, holding a Money in the Bank briefcase.
Gretta (continuing):
This Sunday… it will be Laurine versus the entire Big Boobs Community.
Laurine:
Listen, Gretta. I will win MBR25.
And if I somehow lose — I’m retired anyway.
But what about you? This year will be your third attempt.
I retire as the only woman to never lose a Miss BoobsRealm competition.
If I lose, I walk away a legend.
But if you lose again?
That’s three losses.
That makes you just another cam girl with big boobs.
And in reality… you’ll be losing the three years I won.
Which means — you’ll always be my bitch.
Gretta snaps, ready to attack—
—BUT—
Sohelia Clifford slides into the ring from behind, raising the Money in the Bank briefcase, about to strike…
AND—
Gretta Grand on LiveJasmine
I find it difficult to believe that people still enjoy a bunch of roided-up bozos in speedos pretending to beat the snot out of each other. Wrestling was cool for me when I was a little teenager in the Stone Cold, Undertaker, Rock, and Goldberg days.
It’s fallen off hard since then, especially since learning what kind of a creep Vince McMahon is.
Thanks for your valuable contribution, as always =)
At first, it read like chatgpt generated shit (it is, isn’t it?), but quite spot-on. Laurine spoke English with a heavy accent for idk how many times, whereas Gretta, similar to a lot of other girls in general, has been mostly mute. So, it’s a bit hard to imagine Gretta speaking. A more fitting example would have been VV but… i find it fair VV, an actual English speaker, is not here to talk shit, whether in a gpt script or actual speech.
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OK i BS again. I am voting Gretta. Who are with me?
Nah it was me. It was me all along, Austin
Sohelia’s inked and a no-name, and Laurine ragequit, so Gretta takes it by process of elimination, but not by being the best model in terms of looks.
I have the same thought
Ok, so here’s my take. I’ve followed this site for years, and have discovered some of my favorite an some of the best busty greats. For that I’m very thankful for this place. I’ve never commented on any posts. I’ve always voted on the MBR contests, and like everyone else, some results have been great, and sometimes not. It is what it is. All that being said, this is EXACTLY what boobsrealm wanted to happen. Fan voting clearly doesn’t matter, and it is without a doubt rigged. He always wanted Gretta and Laurine to be in the finals. The “committee”… Read more »
You are wrong. I expected this to happen. But you all voted. Was there any other real options this year? Why would sohelia win her groups. I do not even remember her name. Go luck with conspiracies.
In reality next year would look uncertain. As unless we have a new laurine or lolosavo no one will stand out.
Best comment once in a while. I am not sure about rigging but your other points are spot on. I do respect voters of any candidate, just that the volume of work matters. First, many girls with volumes of work did not even enter the polls because their content is “repetitive”/”maybe not from 2025” (VV, Ema…). Then we had other girls excluded for any other reasons or no apparent reason. Any committee can say whatever, but I would not have excluded them. Back to the current three. Again, Laurine had impressive work released in 2025, but we all know it… Read more »
Agreed. Its very obvious. The thing is that he has campaingned these 2 girls so much upto a point that this has become less of a blog for busty girls and more of a gathering place of Gretta and Laurine fans. If you really think about it, even the girls that BR openly despises and calls irrelevent, not good etc have hundreds of thousands of more fans than these campaigned girls. The votes that this competition gets is a few hundred to nearly a couple of thousand tops. And considering the fact that almost every voter is voting more than… Read more »
I didn’t read it all but yes I would bot be posting much HBP for example. This blog is based mostly on Golden Era type of girls… and there are barely nom.
So these 2 are miles above everyone else. Not much fault. And not my fault Gans voted that way
Dude, I have something to say still. I engage in tit discussions elsewhere, and I am one of the most frequent posters (not here, but there). On my end, guys actually like these the most: -Yonia -Mysti C -Anna Kochanius -VV -Robin Grey -Rosy May -BustyEma -The Asian girls: Momoka, Yu, Momona, infini_abc, Ako, a whole line of them -skylormori -Sha Rizel Guess what. I’ve got the same idea the whole time: some girls are simply excluded because someone wanted to. We also watched the classics like Merilyn and Katerina. Our taste are on the thinner side, but quite a… Read more »
Skylormori has been retired for years. Most of those girls have been doing the same thing for years. So outside their fan base the regular fan does not care. Some girls are excluded because they are irrelevant. Robin gray had the chance. People didn’t vote fo her and she didn’t work enough. Rosy may had the chance, her agency overpriced so it limited her reach VV got a BF and stopped working. Logging into onlyfans and releasing not recent counted does not count cheryl was the exception and that proved my point. The reality is most girls are mot A… Read more »
How do you know for a fact that the content a model releases isn’t recent to begin with? Released content should count as released content.
And Skylormori isn’t retired; she has a new shoot coming out for Daktari in the near future. There’s also the fact that she’s *Ukrainian*. You know, the country that had millions of its population displaced into the rest of Europe that *aren’t* terrorizing the populace with rape gangs, stabbings, car ramming attacks?
Skylir lived in Germany. She has not cammed in years or months.
Infinite curves releases sensual jane content. By your logic She should be in the contest hahaha
And how do I know? Because I have sources. And sometimes things I can’t pst t not ruin the business of certain girls
“I have sources”. Come on now. This isn’t some sort of top-secret national-security risk information. You can at least provide some more direct quotes, and so on. And sure, InfiniteCurves released certain content after SJ retired, but that’s obvious enough. But when a model is still active, and releases content, and even releases content on her OF to match released videos (E.G. Luna released pictures of herself in an outfit that coincided with her red lingerie Score video), then what? You basically state that content released in a separate year after it was shot simply never ever gets to count.… Read more »
Whatever dude
the “near future” is like one week. We are not in 2026 yet, but you can know skylormori either never qualified or was eliminated very early in this poll. Either way, same shit.
In short, I agree with you.
Skilor was inactive until october I checked her cam room. I do like her, but she was not even there.
It will be up to skilor to return to webcam.
only one point to debut. Skylor is posting again. And my point outside your poll still stands. Yes, I agree that a lot of models are so much held back by agency, although they obviously trust their agency help raise their revenue. This is an unfortunate reality of our days. And I said before how Japanese porn was also about a whole bunch of agencies except that they don’t use Indian guys to chat with you and pretend to be the girls. They shoot hardcore porn, censored, and you could buy porn on amazon japan. No hidden costs. No onlyscam.… Read more »
Skylor may have recently returned then because she wasn’t there 2 months ago. So she may be in mbr2026. But let’s see how she does in the year
“Indian guys to chat with you and pretend to be the girls.”
Yep. Those poor guys on Reddit and OF who think they’re talking to Gretta when they’re actually talking to Manjeet with man teats…
“Robin gray had the chance. People didn’t vote fo her and she didn’t work enough”
People did vote for Robin. Laurine barely beat her.
To the people who voted for Laurine: You really chose this over this.
They chose Laurine over the content she made not her pics at work.
And what is to shame? Maybe they consider that even despite the BR she is better than the rest of the girls.
“Maybe they consider that even despite the BR she is better than the rest of the girls.”
Oh yes, I’m sure many of her simps jerk off to the thought of her chopped, scarred tits wrapped around their cock…
And what about you, Post-BR Laurine or Robin Grey?
There is no post BR content. IF she does content next year, we can then make a case she is not even qualified. But this year I judge her by the content she made
How is Sha with her ginormous post lip-job fish-lips on this list, and Yonia with her superhero chin on this list, but Luna Amor isn’t, despite Yonia and Luna putting out the same type of work (mostly)?
Because luna worked only 2 days
It’s just my guys’ preference. Call me dumb, and I just didn’t write Luna’s name. We like her, too.
“Gretta and Laurine who themselves are really not that much talked about outside this blog”
Really? With their hundreds of thousands of followers on social media and popularity on porn sites and reddit they aren’t much talked about outside this blog… ?
Thanks yu they are talked about in forums.
Do ither it’s even feature half the girls I feature?
I understand some guys have preferences but MBR winners should be the best in the year of the contest and be overall the best. Some guys are mad that the girls they like are bustier and nit considered viable contenders. But I also take into account that many girls are very busty becauaee they didn’t hit the gym.
> Do ither it’s even feature half the girls I feature? Does it matter? Your site is a drop in a bucket, which is why most models don’t even know about you. Otherwise, they’d send their fans to vote and blow groups out. Somehow, you were able to land an over-the-hill Katerina and Sha Rizel, but…that’s about it. Think about it–you’re so unpopular that not a single person has leaked your videos. As far as busty because no gym, this is easy to tell–jawline, waistline. There’s a difference between someone with a slender face such as Sha Rizel, and a… Read more »
You just complain to complain..
I started the blog as a way to offer what I didn’t find in other blogs. You are more than welcomed to do the same.
We knew for months that Gretta would make it to the finals and probably win. Considering how pathetic the current crop of busty girls is – with the best girls getting chopped, knocked up, stale, or retiring – is it really so unfathomable?
But because she’s BR’s favorite many assume she made it this far because of favoritism, even though most of us agree she’s one of the best right now.
All this passion, cynicism, and overthinking is unnecessary. It’s just a boobs contest, lol.
Thanks for the smart take
You realize many fans are just crybabies. If laurine wins the fan voting I’m gonna laugh my ass off.
Well, no, it was also that some gorgeous models were put into groups of death to eliminate each other, while a bunch of no-names all got to compete against one another.
In formal tourneys, brackets are specifically made to maximize the chances that the top seeds advance furthest. That’s the very first and foundational rule.
Gorgeous girls that should not be in the contest as they barely worked
OK next year I will exclude girls who worked as Santa Claus and let the agencies post old content… and cam girls who have been doing the same show for +10 years. Do not complain.
Retarded post. From all the girls in the semifinals these are clearly the best looking ones.
Gretta’s the champion. The other two are tomato cans.
You really need to stop using Chat GPT.
You really have to stop being paranoid
At some point Laurine starts hitting herself.
I’d also say BR is a kind of battery (a similar term is assault) in legal terms. The so-called patient consent to losing healthy breast tissues is constructed.
Sorry, I see Gretta and I think.. oh she is pretty, alright. But then I see Laurine and I think.. damn she’s HOT. I think how long I would last with each of them… and sorry but I see myself struggling to last more than 5 seconds with Laurine, while I could be pumping Gretta for ages. Not that any of that will ever happen… But that’s why I will go with Laurine. I think she’s hotter than anybody else by several orders of magnitude. Don’t really know why, don’t really care. That’s what I feel and that’s she will… Read more »
Love the WWE style melodrama intro, and extremely well-executed!
Thank you. Finally someone who paid attention 🙂
definitly love this!
may be have some intro by Cel!
he is expert!